Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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