Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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