I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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