im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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