Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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