Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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