Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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