How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
