So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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