I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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