That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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