just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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