**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
So much Jack, so little girl.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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