Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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