I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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