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I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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