he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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