If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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