as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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