YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just invented taco cereal.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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