just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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