office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
