We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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