Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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