mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
