love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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