the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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