Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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