no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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