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I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Alive.
So much puke
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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