...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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