Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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