Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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