So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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