We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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