yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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