it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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