our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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