I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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