Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
