Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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