Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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