whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
only you would photoshop your dick
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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