trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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