And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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