Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
