"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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