You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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