...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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