Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You're a waste of cheezeits
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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